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Drunk Is the New Black

Posted Sep 25th 2007 12:40PM by TMZ Staff

Another night in Hollywood, another clueless drunk chick ready to embarrass herself on camera.


TMZ was outside of Crimson last night, where one fantastically chested female got the boot for drinking too much. Slurring her every word, homegirl tried to prove she was sober -- she wasn't successful.

After attempting to run back into the club a few times, one of her buddies threw her in a taxi, where she proceeded to cuss out our cameraman and punish him in the worst way possible -- by flashing her incredible cleavage. The horror!

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61. how old is this woman and she ends up getting drunk. *sigh* i guess their is no such thing as a mature, responsible woman is their...what a dumbass, shes what 25, 30? act ur age and drink responsible u idiot.

Posted at 10:53PM on Sep 25th 2007 by AustralianGQ

62. #10 Is it a coincidence you go for...10 seconds....#10....?? Wow I still can't get over it 10 whole seconds. Ladies must pounding down your door. 10 huh?

Posted at 9:46PM on Sep 25th 2007 by MichelleH

63. NOOOOOOOOOO! No More Smiley Faces! Show 'em without censor!

Posted at 1:39AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Darryl G.

64. Who was the douchbag at the end talking about what's necessary? I'll bet he's the guy that slipped her the roofie and was taking her home.

By the way, what an amazing rack!!!

Posted at 8:36PM on Sep 28th 2007 by Mike

65. tap tap tap, slurp, dip, bam bam bam, hair pull, tap tap tap, bam bam bam, hair pull hair pull, oh, uh, hi there!

I lost my concentration!

Posted at 2:41AM on Sep 26th 2007 by 15 minutes

66. SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE LET THIS SKANK BANK FALL ON HER STUPID FACE. MAYBE SHE WOULD HAVE POPPED THEM FAKE BOOBS!!! AND THAT MAN SAYING THIS ISNT RIGHT DONT FILM OR WHATEVER. WHATS NOT RIGHT IS THAT HER PARENTS ARE GOING TO SEE THERE WHORE DAUGHTER ON THE STREET DRUNK AND STUPID SHOWING HER STORE BOUGHT CHEST!!! WITH A MOUTH LIKE A SAILOR!! THATS NOT RIGHT!! STAY HOME NEXT TIME HOOKER!!

Posted at 8:15AM on Sep 26th 2007 by mandy

67. WTF... There is a lot of trash around...... Girls have so much class these days. I put money that she pucked all night and the next day. Now that is Hot...

Posted at 4:03PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Huh

68. Haha, she was all over me on the dance floor a couple minutes before she was thrown out. Trust me when I say she is WAY hotter in person. Such a shame.

Posted at 4:16PM on Sep 26th 2007 by John Doe

69. First of all her boobs are real, so all you haters can relax!
Secondly, last I heard a bar/club is a place you go to drink??!!
No illegal substances were involved, I was with her, along with
a group of friends. The bouncers just got their jollies by forcefully
grabbing the arms of 100 pound hot girls and throwing them out, ...
by the way guys, that is real safe! They just saw the cameras and wanted
to get publicity for their stupid club....
If you are a straight guy, DON'T go to this club, they throw all the hot fun chicks out!!

Posted at 12:37AM on Sep 27th 2007 by SexySmile

70. SHE IS A VERY SWEET, SMART, AND HARD WORKING GIRL.... SHE IS FAR FROM BEING A SO-CALLED DITSY HOLLYWOOD WHORE OR SKANK. ITS SAFE TO SAY THAT 99% OF THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE THESE TERRIBLE JUDGEMENTAL COMMENTS HAVE AT LEAST ONCE... IF NOT WAY MORE.... HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND SAID OR DONE SOMETHING THAT THEY WOULDNT HAVE DONE SOBER... I KNOW IVE BEEN THERE... THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND THE REST OF US IS THAT THE OCCASION WASNT VIDEOTAPED AND POSTED ALL OVER THE WEB....I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN REACH THESE BOLD CONCLUSIONS ABOUT A PERSON FROM A 2 MINUTE VIDEO... SHE WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME IN THE CLUB... THERE WERE GIRLS IN THERE FAR MORE INTOXICATED THAN SHE WAS... BUT SHE WAS THE HOTTEST ONE SO THE BOUNCERS BROUGHT HER OUT FOR THE PAPPARAZI TO "FEED" ON... THIS IS NOT THE ONLY CLUB THATS IN THE HABIT OF DOING THAT... THEY DIDNT KICK HER OUT... THEY WANTED TO FLAUNT HER.... ITS GREAT PUBLICITY FOR THIS WANNABE HYDE...THIS IS A DANGEROUS PRACTICE BY THE WAY BECAUSE WHEN I HAVE SEEN THIS BEING DONE, THE GIRLS ARE LEFT OUTSIDE ON THEIR OWN.. OFTEN TIMES NOT ALLOWED TO GO BACK INSIDE TO GET THEIR BELONGINGS SO THEY CANT EVEN MAKE A PHONE CALL OR LET THEIR FRIENDS KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED... WHY ISNT THAT BEING ADRESSED?... SHE WAS JUST LUCKY THAT SHE WAS ESCORTED OUT WITH A FRIEND THAT WAS ABLE TO GET HER A TAXI...... ANYWAY, ITS OK BABE... THERES NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY... THERES JUST "PUBLICITY"... ENJOY IT HON... YOUR A MINI-CELEB!!...LOL... AND LETS CONTINUE TO ROCK ON!! BTW: I CANT BELIVE YOU CAN STILL LOOK SOOOOO HOT WHEN YOUR WASTED... I LUV IT!!

Posted at 8:39PM on Sep 27th 2007 by VALLEYGIRL777

71. if you like what you see, take a look at missjessicakramer.com

Posted at 3:33PM on Oct 5th 2007 by luke

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